Hari yang malang....

Huhu..da lama tak update blog ni..da berulat-ulat kalo di ibaratkan makanan.Nak kata sibuk sangat tak la jugak,cuma tak ader idea nak di utarakan.Tapi hari ni,ada!..hari ni memang betul2 malang..tak tau kenapa???Pagi2 bangun awal,bersemangat giler nak pergi keje,nak gak jumpa membe kat office.Almaklum la,da 2 hari bercuti nak gak share2 cerita kan.Tapi yang pasti,sebelum pergi keje asyik,ligat menyembang dengan kakak ipar.Happy la konon,tup2..kakak aku pulak buat hal.Jatuh dalam bilik air lak da....cemas.....gedebak gedubuk jantung aku.Apa aku nak buat,pe nak buat!Berdarah.....fobia!!!!Takut...pulak da,aku yang over!Kelam kabut nyer pasal aku bawa jer kakak aku pergi klinik,ala dekat jer depan umah jer...sampai2 kat klinik lupa pulak bawa wallet..hambik ko..aduh camne nih..nak pikir pergi keje@kakak aku..Nyawa bro...Abaikan,relaks..Ape2 pun aku anta kakak aku pergi klinik,pastu balik jap ambik wallet, pastu settle semua..Cemas punyer pasal,semua benda tak boleh nak buat@tak boleh nak fikir..Finally...settle..legaaaa bro..Tak ada makna nyer,datang office lambat!!8.20am baru sampai..lambat lae!Have a good reason for that??????

Huhuhuhu........Hahahaha......Hehehehhhhh.....

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other..
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied : Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.